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day 07: favorite chandler moment

CHANDLER: Joey?
JOEY: Ma?
CHANDLER: Joey!
JOEY: Chandler? What’re you still doing here, I though you guys took off.
CHANDLER: Oh, no no no, she took off with my clothes.
JOEY: Are you naked in there?
CHANDLER: Not exactly… I’m wearing panties.
JOEY: Huh, you uh, you always wear panties?
CHANDLER: No, no, this is the first time.
JOEY: Wow, talk about your bad luck, I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.
CHANDLER: I was not trying them out, Susie asked me to wear them.
JOEY: Well, let me see.
CHANDLER: No. I’m not letting you or anybody else see, ever.
JOEY: Alright, alright. Woah, someone’s flossing.
[Ross enters, sees Joey in the mirror]
ROSS:  Joey, some people don’t like that.
JOEY: Chandler’s wearing panties.
ROSS: What? Let me see.
CHANDLER: No, no, you don’t have to see.
ROSS: Hi Tushie.
CHANDLER: Alright, one of you give me your underpants.
JOEY: Can’t help you, I’m not wearing any.
CHANDLER: How can you not be wearing any underwear?
JOEY: Oh, I’m gettin’ heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.
CHANDLER: Alright look Ross I’ll give you 50 dollars for your underpants.
[Some guy has entered.]
ALL: Hi.